What your favourite lingerie says about you

Whisper it with me softly now: lingerie.

Sexxxy undergarments have been around in one form or another for centuries, shapeshifting with every decade, every hemline, every revolution in fabric technology, and every cultural mood swing.

Origin stories? Think ancient Greece, where women wrapped themselves in linen breastbands called apodesmos. Society viewed large breasts as unattractive, so these bindings helped achieve a more desirable silhouette by flattening the bust. Fast forward a few millennia: Victorians layered themselves like delicate mille-feuilles of lace and silk, corsets cinching their ribcages into cagey obedience. By the 1950s, pin-up bombshells had made bullet bras a national obsession, while the 1960s let it all hang looser with slips and barely-there teddies. And today? The buffet is truly ceaseless: lace, mesh, leather, latex, silk, satin, straps upon straps, cut-outs galore. This ain't your mom’s (or grandmom’s) lingerie—though, let’s be real, their generations definitely had their own deliciously kinky secrets tucked away in mysterious drawers.

But know this: sexy is always in the eye of the beholder. A plain cotton bralette can be just as titillating as a leather harness if it makes you feel hot and untouchable (or extra touchable!) in your own skin.

Never tried lingerie before? Your birthday suit is hot all on its own too, but don’t knock the adornments till you slip into that special something that makes your reflection stop you dead in your tracks. There’s truly something out there for every budget and vibe—from the six-figure exec who unwinds in bespoke silk to the goth-punk waitress rocking black mesh on a Tuesday. And no, there is no hierarchy here, no archetype to adhere to—just different flavors in a sexy AF rainbow.

The ultimate secret? Lingerie isn’t for him, or her, or them—it’s for you. Whether you’re in the throes of wild partnered play, tied up in a BDSM fantasy, or luxuriating in a solo self-seduction session (yes, mindful masturbation counts), lingerie can be your dazzling co-star.

So, just what does your favorite lingerie say about you? Maybe nothing. Maybe everything. Maybe it’s just an excuse to wear rhinestones on your nipples. Either way, let’s dive in, shall we?

1. The classic lace set

Lace lingerie is the timeless standard: delicate, intricate, feminine-but-don’t-mess-with-me. You’re the kind of person who thrives on balance: elegance with edge, soft power wrapped in steel. You know that lace isn’t fragile—it’s durable as hell. If lace is your go-to, you’re probably the one in your friend group who looks sweet until someone crosses a line—then it’s claws out.

2. The satin slip

The satin slip is the lingerie version of ordering a martini—classic, smooth, and a little dangerous. If you gravitate toward slips, you’re a creature of sensuality who appreciates effortless glam. You don’t need twenty straps or complicated hooks to feel hot—you thrive on the whisper of silk against bare skin. People underestimate you because you make it all look so damn easy.

3. The garter belt

A garter belt is lingerie engineering at its finest—sexy scaffolding. You love ritual, drama, the tease of layers being revealed slowly. If garters are your jam, you’re the type who sends flirty texts like they’re Pulitzer-worthy poetry and you enjoy the slowwww burn. You like control, but in a delicious, seductive way that keeps everyone begging for more.

4. The bodysuit

Think of the bodysuit as lingerie’s all-in-one power move. Sleek, sculpted, sometimes sheer, sometimes leather, always commanding. If this is your thing, you like feeling put-together—literally and figuratively. You’re the person who somehow manages to look flawless in a five-minute Zoom call warning. Bodysuit people are the main character in their own life story, even if the supporting cast is just three houseplants and a vibrator collection.

5. The corset

The corset is the drama queen of lingerie—structured, unapologetic, and extra as hell. If you wear corsets, you’re a maximalist. You don’t shy away from attention; you invite it, bask in it, and then dismiss it when you’re done. People think you’re high-maintenance, but really, you’re just committed to the art of the spectacle. You don’t need the corset—it’s your crown.

6. The mesh set

Mesh lingerie is sheer, breathable, and always a little cheeky. If this is your go-to, you’re fun, flirty, and probably the life of the afterparty. You like transparency—in your clothes and in your friendships—but you’re also not afraid to be a little mysterious when it suits you. You’ve mastered the art of the reveal: sheer enough to intrigue, daring enough to make 'em wonder what happens when the lights go out.

7. The leather or latex look

This is lingerie turned to armor: shiny, slick, unapologetically bold. If you’re rocking latex or leather, you’re not here to play—you’re here to conquer. You’re into pushing limits (your own and other people’s), and you thrive on intensity. People probably describe you as “too much,” but you know that’s code for “I wish I had half your guts.”

8. The bralette & boyshort combo

Comfort meets cuteness, baby. If bralettes and boyshorts are your vibe, you’re not about trying too hard—and yet you still manage to look effortlessly irresistible. You value freedom, comfort, and a sense of play. You’re probably the type to eat pizza in bed in your lingerie because why the hell not? You're living proof that comfy and hot are definitely not mutually exclusive.

9. The harness

The harness is equal parts accessory and statement piece—criss-crossing straps framing your body like bonafide art. If this is your lingerie love, you thrive on boldness and experimentation. You’re not afraid to blur the lines between lingerie, fashion, and fetish. And hey, whether your fave kind of harness is purely decorative or doubles as a strap-on setup, you sure as hell know your way to the next mind-altering adventure.

At the end of the day, lingerie is less about what’s on your body and more about what wakes up inside of you when you wear it. So whether you’re strapping yourself into latex, lounging in satin, or rocking mesh with a smirk to die for, remember this: lingerie doesn’t define you—you define it. And that, my dears, is the sexiest fucking thing about it. <3